Top 10 Jobs Waiting For Aging Raptor Darrick Martin !
No.10 - Substitute mascot of the Toronto Raptors.
No. 9 - Join Guilermo as Jimmy Kimmel's sidekick.
No. 8 - Pinch hit for look alike Emmitt Smith in the NFL TV booth.
No. 7 - Official permanent props in the NBA slam dunk contest.
No. 6 - Join the new hit reality show 'Dancing With The Porno Stars'.
No. 5 - Replace Britney Spears' tell all bodyguard. 
No. 4 - Join the 'D' league . No not that league but the 'D'warf league !
No. 3 - Bald spokesperson for 'Save The Bald Eagle 'movement.
No. 2 - Appear as Barney Ruble in the new Flintstone movie.
And the number 1 job waiting for Darrick Martin when he retires is as the........Official waterboarding Volunteer of the CIA !
posted by coach at
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
7 Comments:
Not a good ending for great win win. TJ Ford is very crucial for the Raptors. Hopefully he recovers soon.
http://mundoalbiceleste.blogspot.com/2007/12/nba-news-low-scoring-night.html
You are a wackoo.I love to see Darrick as Barney !
Awesome post man, funny, funny stuff. You forgot to mention that he's also a good candidate to become Jose Calderon's maid and the Mop Girl's sidekick.
Now that TJ is hurt,Martin will need to be reactivated again. I think DMart will play for 2 years more or as long as Sam is the coach of the Raptors,
Fantastic result against the Mavericks. Well done!!!
http://mundoalbiceleste.blogspot.com/2007/12/nba-news-another-low-scoring-night.html
Ironically I just read an article on waterboarding today. Anyway somehow, the Barney picture actually looks like D-Mart's form and natural posture lol.
ah ha!..I finally found out what a raptor is...I think they beat the mavs...I'm not sure I only read football sports articles in the paper..until play offs then I watch the games..
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