Tuesday, June 2

Boogie Will Soon Be A 'Made Man' !

It's not official yet but it seems like Toronto fans' fav is , Alvin 'Boogie' Williams will be added as the newest assistant to freshly upgraded Mafiosi ,coach Jay Triano. The Raptors cast will be full of goodfellas with the names ending in bowels . There is the godfather Brian Colangelo ,next in line is Maurizio Gherardini and Memphis Mafia transplant Marc Iavaroni. I presume, Alex English is on the way out his name ending in a wrong English alphabetti. Why Williams then ? Hmmm. I guess his nickname , Boogie , can pass as an Italian name. It ends in a bowel , right ? Or maybe Boogie is gansgter enough . Remember Bugsy Siegel , the gangster who built Las Vegas using Mafia money ? Boogie and Bugsy !
Anyho , one thing is sure. Boogie will be able to transfer his knowledge to the Raptors guards. Like how to ballhog . Yeah , during his playing days with the Raps , Williams is known as a shoot first PG. Maybe not like fellow Philadelphian ( a transplant really ), Allen Iverson ,but as trigger happy nevertheless. Proof ? Williams' career assist average during his 9 years in the NBA was a puny 4.0 assists per game with the highest at 5.7 apg achieved during the '01-'02 season ! A far cry from Jose's assist numbers. Really , what can Alvin pass on to the present PGs of the Raps ? Playing despite having injury. Yes, Alvin liked to play inspite of the pain. Not like the present Raps. They don't like to play with pain ... they just like to play like pain in the ass !

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Marc D'Antoni?'

freudian slip?

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a first class douchebag...and you know what, you ain't even funny.

8:45 AM  
Blogger coach said...

anon 2 - i am not funny but i am annoying too , right ?

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WELL HOLD ON..
LET'S GIVE MY MAN HERE SOME CREDIT..
HE'S RIGHT BRYAN COLANGELO DOES NOT WANT A NBA CHAMPION SHIP. HE WANTS TO PROVE THE WORLD THAT WHITE/ITALIN/EUROPEAN ARE BETTER BASKETBALL PLAYERS THEN BLACK AMERICANS..HE'S RIGHT ,THE RAPTORS SQUAD FROM MANAGEMENT TO COACH PLAYERS SOUNDS LIKE SOME ITALIAN MAFIOSO FLICK BRO... COLANGELO DOES NOT HONESTLY THINK THAT THE RAPTORS WILL MAKE IT FAR WITH THAT KIND OF WHITE SQUAD.. BOSH FEELS SO UNCOMFERTABLE RIGHT NOW.. HE WANTS OUT I'M NOT A RACIST BUT BLACKS ARE BETTER ATHELETES/BASKETBALL PLAYER THEN WHITES/EUROPEAN ANY DAY ..
LET'S GIVE THE GODFATHER 2 MORE YEARS HERE.. UNTIL A BLACK GM WILL COME ALONG AND CREATE A ENVIROMENT AND TEAM SIMILAR TO THE 2000-2001 RAPTORS.THE WHOLE MANAGEMNT SUCKS.. THERE'S NOT EVEN ONE BLACK GIRL ON THE CHEER LEADING TEAM.. CANADA IS A BIT RACIST TOWARDS BLACKS RIGHT NOW ANYWAYS ..
BUT IN THE NEXT 4-5 YEARS YOU WILL SEE MAYOR DIFFERENCES BOTH ON THE SOCIETY OF TORONTO AND THE RAPTORS.
COLANGELO SHOULD BE SRUTINIZED FOR HIS FAKE CHEAP RAPTOR TEAM HE'S CUNSTRUCTED...
CAO BELLA LASANGA AND PASTA..
I LOVE ITALIAN PEOPLE BY THE WAY.. BUT NOT THAT MANY ONE NBA TEAM
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!

2:54 PM  

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