Don't Want No Short People
I still remember this song by Randy Newman pertaining to his dislike for vertically challenged people . I don't know if he directed that song to fellow singer ( and songwriter ) Paul Williams who was famous at the same time this song was a hit . It seems Raptor GM Bryan Colangelo has the same feeling despite the so called ' smallball system ' that his former team , Phoenix Suns plays . In the Suns' line up , Boris Diaw who is a mere 6'8'' plays center in the absence of 6'10'' Amare Stoudomaire who is not exactly ' tall ' for the middle .
The revamped Raptor line up changed overnight from one of the smallest in the league to one of the tallest . The addition of 3 new big guys accounts for this sudden growth spurt. Andrea Bagnani ( 7'0'' ) , Rasho Nestorovich ( 7'1'' ) and Uros Slokar ( 6'10'' ) are certified behemoths . Given Colangelo's propensity for hiring Europeans , it will not be a surprise if the Raptors will continue to add giants in its future line ups . Instead of looking at Spain and Italy for reinforcements , he will maybe try Netherlands to add ceiling to the Raptors . I can just hear former Raptor Muggsy Bogues crying foul !
Muggsy : They're descriminating
against my son , Tom Thumb !
6 Comments:
Pygmies need not apply .
Get a tall guy like ex Pacer Schmidth
Wow, those guys are tall. I never have thought of myself as short, but I would next to one of them! I am 5'6".
Are there good Baketball players ?
Didn't Grunwald once draft a Dutch guy in the second round, one Ramon Van De Hare? Ahead of his time, it seems.
Hey!
Have you ever just felt....not in the mood? That is me right now.
But, I luvya!
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