Top Ten ( with apologies to David Letterman )



Top Ten Reasons Why Bryan Colangelo Accepted The Raptor GM Job

1. He thought MJ has come out of retirement to play for the Raptors
not Mike James .
2.He was told Antonio Davis jumps high like Stodoumaire, only to the stands.
3.He is a fan of the 3 Stooges - Larry , Curly, and Mo ...Pete
4.He thought Toronto's run and gun refer to its style of play not its current street violence
5. He likes to wear those expensive overcoats languishing in his closet.
6. He wants to renew his membership of Wayne's World - Wayne Embry's.
7. He was tired of Shaver's interference. He will now work under Richard Peddie.
8. He has the same initial as one of Canada's premiere province.
9. He loves to experience Vinsanity not knowing that all that's left is insanity.
10. He loves Chuck Swirky's salami and cheese

P.S.
tomorrow's game vs. the Sixers is much anticipated because of the 'embarrassment' suffered by the Raptors in their last meeting. Some Raptors have circled this date as payback time . Let's see.